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08.06.2025 07:49
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Can you provide some examples of music with a free form structure?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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share office space ...
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Still no good.
What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Wells Fargo Stock Rises as Fed Lifts Asset Cap After 7 Years - Barron's
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Then came..
Bond Yields Keeping Climbing. Governments Can Bring Them Down. - Barron's
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
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Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
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